这一周做了太多不愿意做的事情。。。。发了很多不情愿发的文章，跟很多SB打交道，我操！！！这周开始有点愤怒！！！不再浪费时间！
这次春游很有幸地来到了苏州乐园，在逛乐园的时候就听到过山车那边的人在疯狂的咿呀鬼叫，于是心里就痒痒的，寝室的哥们就说好了去体验回。
当近距离接触的时候才感到有点恐惧，那个高度，那个速度。安全是不在话下的，人生能有几回爽，那么趁现在就来爽一回。当车慢慢的上升，看看下面的风景还是不错的。“噶”的一下，速度一下子就加了上来，心跳也就飚了上去，呼吸也感到有点困难，这个时候才知道就鬼叫是少不了的。之后多次上下地狂飙还有像螺丝一样的转，刺激度一点也没减少，真是过瘾。可惜时间太少，还没爽够就结束了。回到地面才知道地面是如此的平静， So Life Goes On.
<疯狂英语>人之初-At the beginning of life
Filed Under (Funny English) by admin on 23-02-2008
Tagged Under : At the beginning of life, 人之初, 疯狂, 精彩, 英语, 转载
人之初：At the beginning of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
教之道：The way of learning it
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学：If you don’t study hard,
断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山：Dou, the Famous
有义方：owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子：All his five son took it
名俱扬：and their sexual ability were well-kown.
养不教：If your children don’t know how to do it,
父之过：It is all your fault.
教不严：If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰：their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学：You may refuse to study this
非所宜：but that is a real mistake
幼不学：If you don’t learn it in childhood,
老何为：you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢：If you don’t exercise your dick,
不成器：It won’t become hard and strong.
人不学：If you don’t learn sex,
不知义：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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